Sex

Sex is like maths

U add the bed
Then u subtract the cloths
Then u multiply the bootty and boobs
After u add the poison which makes the cok bigger

After u put the dick in the pussy or the fat ass

After u wait till ur pregnant with a big belly

I love having sex even though it hurts

by Azracelebi February 20, 2020

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Male or female

She was a female. Or he was a male that is sex

by Thatboi🇺🇸🇷🇺 September 15, 2019

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Sex is like math.

You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,

And pray you don’t multiply

You wanna have SEX sometime, but remember what you learned today in math class.

by Anonymous #420 May 11, 2020

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Sex is something you should do with the consent of your significant other but most people look it up to get horny so I'll help you with that.

Amy had had a long day at work. She walked into her apartment mopping just wanting to get away. She went to her computer tired and figured she would just watch some YouTube. She went in and pulled up her boyfriend's YouTube channel. She missed his sexynrss and just wanted him to be home. She was watching a video where he had to teach people how to masturbate (he teaches people how to do sex right) any moaned he sounded so sexy and her hand began to trace her pantline. Slowly she got out of her pants and teased herself. Finally she turned on some porn and began to masturbate. She licked her finggers and begun to go up and down on her clit she began to go faster and faster till she met her climax ansld she let out a sexy moan! Suddenly the door of her apartment opened and she saw her boyfriend max enter her room. He looked at her shocked but then began to smurk looking at her sexy body and he whispered into her ear "do you want me to fuck you?" Any moaned in reply yeessss maaxxxxxxx" and he began to kiss her removing his pants then his shirt and finally his boxers. Amy's pussy was already wet and Max's cock was hard as hell. He slid in and out of amy and they moaned in unison Amy sighed moaning a bit falling asleep in his arms what a way to come home Max said yeah said Amy yes indeed

by CCAROL November 12, 2020

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