Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.

Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!

by ibehim1 March 28, 2012

shadow ninja

He is stealthy, magic, majestic

that horse is like shadow ninja

by kayden omniverse January 13, 2018

grass ninja

Person who does not ever buy weed, but always smokes others. Mooching off of smoking circles or other social groups.

"Was Roy at the party?"
"Yeah man, he was a Grass Ninja like always and smoked all our weed and left."

by ThatGuy85 March 29, 2016

Ramen Ninja

A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.

1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.

by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012

Ninja Ram

a much better mascot then the bangor rams

the ninja rams pwn'd the witches on friday

by JJSweetBags May 16, 2007

Ninja Kick

Used as a funeral term to descride AIDS or any other extreme STD

Boy 1: Did you fuck Sally?
Boy 2: Nahh, she the ninja kick. She is getting treated in the hospital.

by DickSwinger1922 December 3, 2015

Ninja Strike

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.

2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.

3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.

1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!

2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.

3. Detective: How'd he die?

Cop: He got ninja stricked...

Detective: Holy Shit..

by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011