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shit pour

A procedure pioneered in the late 1990s. Where shit is mixed with oil in a plastic sealable zipper bag . When it is well mixed a corner snipped off so that the viscous liquid may be poured into places normally poo cannot go with the benefit that oil makes the whole mess much harder to clean up.
To get back at him I shit poured his locker.
by Toecutter June 12, 2014
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Run yo shit

Dude:1 "Run yo shit."
Dude:2 "Nuh uh."
by Ojizzle March 29, 2024
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Shit

The giant brown thing sitting in your pants right now
"bro, I just took a shit"
"pretty cool dude, can I eat it?"
by Lo-Sir May 3, 2023
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shit rocked

im about to get my shit rocked

lucky
by mvvtserlvver July 8, 2022
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Shit Fucked

Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.
That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.
by Jeffery Edward Epstein May 8, 2022
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Cum shits

Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!
by weasdrgbh September 6, 2022
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