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Shitting on the tower

1. While playing League of Legends, it is the act of approaching the enemy tower and inflicting massive damage or even complete destruction of said tower.

2. "It is when women anal."
1. I'll be shitting on the tower once when push that champion!

2. Yeah, I totally shit on my boyfriend's tower last night.
by Iaeos December 31, 2011
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Beer shit

If one has ever drank beer, a very unpleasant aftermath will likely be realised: the "beer shits." This is when we urgently need to relieve ourselves of watery, smelly feces after a night of beer drinking.

This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.

However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.

Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
Person A: Beer is abhorrent shit to drink in my opinion.
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
by thisisdemoralizing37 February 26, 2023
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Shit Wrangler

Jim just became a certified shit wrangler
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shit

Damn, there is shit left in the fridge. We should go to the grocery store.
by Prophet of Always Being Right December 19, 2010
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Dog shit

Happy dog shit day!Every june 6th you pick up dog shit:)
Carter:Hey, Happy Dog Shit Day!
Beth:Get to work!
by Your mom🍆✨ January 14, 2021
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Shitty-Ass-shit

That’s some shitty-ass-shit.
by anonymous August 20, 2022
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Shit

by Atema February 1, 2022
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