I wanna die

FUUUUUUCK i just hate everyone :)

person 1: I wanna die

me: ok, just fucking do it

not really fucking kill yourself it just a fucked up joke

by reev54:) January 27, 2023

i deju

I feel you of I understand

Quil: bro why you still sleeping

NBK: ain’t shit to do

Quil: I deju

by New kids ent April 25, 2022

i r spartracoos

A play off the famous phrase, "I am Spartacus!"

The phrase comes from the movie "Spartacus" in which the Romans intend to kill him. In order to save Spartacus, all of his followers claim they are Spartacus, each one shouting, "I am Spartacus!"

The phrase is also known to be used in the movie "That Thing You Do" in which the main character, when feeling excited and/or on top of the world, shouts, "I am Spartacus!!!"

LOL! I win! i r spartracoos! XD

by Hamstergirl May 21, 2008

i

A pronoun, used by people who are too lazy to press shift.

i think that i have a lot of time on my hands.

by deterraleon May 3, 2022

i know you're not laughing

Something annoying bitches say

*Laughs at someone's joke on twitter*

Random chick: "Ummm i know you're not laughing??!!"

by Boilundun54 April 3, 2023

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024

I should be

Meaning a unsure yes but will immediately cancel if other plans go as planned .

I should be home tomorrow

by Nena lo Santos October 6, 2020