shit brains

where the man pulls out his other HEAD. to find there is shit on the privates down south.

my girlfriend thinks its funny to give me "shit brains" during our love making

by mr.assorth October 2, 2013

Shit ton

Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.

Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!

by dbalb55 November 29, 2010

Shit Your Shat

Verb; to shoot your shot without having a chance.

Go Shit Your Shat & Show the World!

by Schnazzle G July 8, 2025

Get it and Shit it

Term used for fast food joints that give you the shits

Frank: Man , I'm starving!
George: Lets stop at the Get it and Shit it!

by BurritoBrownie September 17, 2012

cavity shit

When one takes a shit so massive that initially they feel no sense of relief. It is only 5 - 15 minutes later that the cavity left by the shit inside their stomach collapses and they can feel the sweet relief.

Doug is doubled over in the hallway, should we call 999?? No, he said he was going to take a massive cavity shit, give him around ten minutes.

by will_shatner November 11, 2017

Shit-Baller

The name of persons/people who wipe their asses and stick the shit side of the tissue paper to the walls/stalls in public restrooms.

Wow this restroom is covered in doody paper. shit-Ballers must frequent this establishment.

by defiant oreos August 22, 2022

piece of shit

A person or thing that is a stronger version of a shithead, one or something that pisses you right off, might steal, take the bread out of your mouth or bankrupt or ruin you.

you there, you piece of shit!

by King Charles Evergreen March 24, 2022