Wanking hand

The hand that someone use to wank. After wanking, zero shits given, decides not to wash his hand. This happens not just once, but every time someone wanks. If you realise you are about to shake hands with or get touched by a wanking hand, go away immediately. If you realise after making contact with him, you are scared for life XC

Don't shake his wanking hand or you'll be scarred for life.

by Mr Confident June 22, 2016

point and wank

The type of user interface that is proliferated by operating systems such as windoze.

Typically, this abstracts all configuration of a piece of software to a series of clicks in a pop-up dialog box.

I run Linux, because I like being able to hack my config files about easily. With windoze it's all point and wank.

by monkey69 April 24, 2007

soapy wank

A Jack and Seven as your hole cards in a hand of Texas Hold 'em Poker.

With two 7's and a Jack on the flop and a Soapy Wank in the hand I had a full house.

by Poker December 28, 2005

base wank

were a girl only wanks off the base the penis.
a man doesn't get as much pleasure as when completely wanked or head/bell wanked.

i couldn't come at all from that hand job, total base wank

by joshuag21 November 30, 2011

infinity-wank

The infinity-wank is when you wank to a video of yourself wanking, then film it.

Then you can watch that video so you would be pleasuring yourself while watching yourself pleasure yourself.

You are free to choose how many layers deep you go. That's one of the rights afforded to you as a human and truly is the joy of the infinity-wank.

I'm really pleased with my new camera, it makes it really easy to do the infinity-wank

by Stjube January 22, 2014

Piggy Wank

When you believe box tastes like coins so when you masterbate you suck on coins of various sizes

I had a piggy wank last night. Those coins taste so good

by Rufous May 14, 2015

Wanking the rhino

Rubbing a family heirloom to bring a specific instance of good luck to another person, e.g. for an exam or driving test.

I had a tough exam today but my sister was wanking the rhino so it should be OK.

I'm in court tomorrow so I'll ask my mum to wank the rhino.

by spiraldrain August 21, 2010