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You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow!

Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020
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The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl

When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.
Let’s try the forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl!
by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023
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send cows

send your gf chocolates and a bunch of hearts because she feels bleh from too much oat milk and stress
Gf: Can you please send cows
Bf: Ofc girl I got you
by moonpeach05 January 16, 2024
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Cow

A very dark depressing word if wished upon one will have eternal aids
I wished cow upon my mother and she never came back .
by HzShxfhvbcz October 11, 2018
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cow hunting

When a lesbian couple or group search for a larger partner.
Bonnie and Katlyn went cow hunting to spice up their date night.
by ThatDarnGuyInTheCorner January 17, 2021
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Cow Tipping

The intentional tripping of pregnant women to cause a vocal reaction similar to that of a cows moo.
"yo bro, see that pregnant chick over there?"
"yeah, why?"
"5 bucks to commit some cow tipping"
by ilovesuckingonboobz November 5, 2025
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Cow

A spiritual animal which will save your life because they are absolutely amazing and are the best most beautiful animal In the world
by Basicwhiteb**** April 16, 2022
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