by nimbyfield August 23, 2007
Get the spanner eyesmug. During standard military formation, when the battalion marches past the Colors, the Battalion Commander and other dignitaries, the platoon leader orders his platoon "Eyes Right!"
This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.
Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.
Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.
This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.
This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.
Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.
Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.
This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.
by cityguychicago August 28, 2009
Get the eyes left!mug. by Tyler White(aka youngboyt) December 9, 2009
Get the snake eyesmug. by Rob Allan September 12, 2003
Get the pirate eyemug. N. When someone jizzes (sperms or ejacualates) in another's eye. Characterized by the image of the sperm stretching like a spider's legs when the one who was spider eyed opens his/her eye.
Some Girl: I got spider eyed by someone last night. I wish I knew who though, I was passed out.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.
by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006
Get the Spider Eyemug. "i think someone put an evil eye on me. can you do something about it?"-mr.smith
"yeah but you have to fast for 4 days before the cerimony begins."-mr.yazzie
"yeah but you have to fast for 4 days before the cerimony begins."-mr.yazzie
by crook foot March 12, 2004
Get the evil eyemug. by Evan916 January 2, 2007
Get the dog eyesmug.