Little country town in south central Oregon where there’s vast fields of green. A destination where the locals know each other by name and famous for cowboy dinner tree. As old as time and sightseeing from beginning of time.
Don’t come here we don’t want you here.
Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.
Don’t come here we don’t want you here.
Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.
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That time of the year when:
1. "tumblr" or hipster people get their fairylights, hot chocolate in cute mugs and cozy socks out and stress about their instagram theme
2. your teachers are trying to kill you with just another ten pounds of homework, and after that, the sadistics say suuper casual that now you have to study for exams a.k.a. 3 hours sleep a day
3. your parents get their christmas cd's (where they know every single word from), christmas decoration, christmas tree and warnings that you should start on time for the exams out
That time of the year when:
1. "tumblr" or hipster people get their fairylights, hot chocolate in cute mugs and cozy socks out and stress about their instagram theme
2. your teachers are trying to kill you with just another ten pounds of homework, and after that, the sadistics say suuper casual that now you have to study for exams a.k.a. 3 hours sleep a day
3. your parents get their christmas cd's (where they know every single word from), christmas decoration, christmas tree and warnings that you should start on time for the exams out
1. Julia: Omg Sarah, did you saw the pic that Mylifeaseva posted yesterday?
Sarah: Yeess omg I saw it, I'm so jealous of her christmas theme, why isn't my aesthetic as pretty as hers
2. Teacher: Alright class, don't forget to give your essay to me tommorow and also don't forget that in 3 days your first exam is already there
Student: Gives up on life and drops dead
3. Sarah's mom: Julia's mom said that she's already studying for the exams, shouldn't you be doing the same?
Sarah: But momm, there's a new season from Teen Wolf and I haave to see itt, I will study tommorow ---The next week Julia still hasn't studied
Sarah: Yeess omg I saw it, I'm so jealous of her christmas theme, why isn't my aesthetic as pretty as hers
2. Teacher: Alright class, don't forget to give your essay to me tommorow and also don't forget that in 3 days your first exam is already there
Student: Gives up on life and drops dead
3. Sarah's mom: Julia's mom said that she's already studying for the exams, shouldn't you be doing the same?
Sarah: But momm, there's a new season from Teen Wolf and I haave to see itt, I will study tommorow ---The next week Julia still hasn't studied
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Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .
Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)
Cameron : man Christmas family blows .
Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)
Cameron : man Christmas family blows .
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