Sex

Name: Sex Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Sex is like math.

You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,

And pray you don’t multiply

You wanna have SEX sometime, but remember what you learned today in math class.

by Anonymous #420 May 11, 2020

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Sex is like maths

U add the bed
Then u subtract the cloths
Then u multiply the bootty and boobs
After u add the poison which makes the cok bigger

After u put the dick in the pussy or the fat ass

After u wait till ur pregnant with a big belly

I love having sex even though it hurts

by Azracelebi February 20, 2020

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When a man and women want to have fun... ;)

James just got home after a long day at work. His room mate was there to greet him. She had on a black laced bra and a candy thong. She was also holding handcuffs and a gag. "Welcome home Daddy." she said sexily. He wasted no time. he threw off his work jacket as she led him to her bedroom . She removed his shirt and pants to reveal his 9 and 1/2 inch boner. He took off her bra and sucked on her nipples. He then bit threw the thong and removed it with his teeth and saw her wet pussy. "Fuck me James." Chloe said. He thrust his dick into her pussy. "HARDER DADDY!!!!" Chloe screamed. "HARDER!!!!" He went deeper and started to cum. Chloe moaned in delight. "My turn." said Chloe and rode him like a horse. Chloe then started to suck his dick, biting on each testical. She then gave him a hand job. Chloe licked the cum coming out of his dick. He then licked her clift and she moaned . They fucked until morning and continued for the rest of the next day.

by fuckmehardertheneverbefore February 6, 2021

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