when a persons genes are spliced influencing more of an asshole. Scientists believed the order in which to make someone more of an asshole was to genetically modify the recipients genes to attain the desired result of an asshole.
scientists took human cells and gentically modified them to create clones that would dispose of other human bred inhabitance.
by flack destroyer January 22, 2005
Get the genetically modified assholemug. After I missed the deadline for submitting the project bid, I got torn a new asshole by my boss in front of the entire staff.
by vernpus December 29, 2007
Get the torn a new assholemug. The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.
Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?
Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?
Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops
by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020
Get the Schooner number assholemug. 1) Anyone who watches MMA (such as UFC) and believes they know everything about fighting in the ring and/or on the street, but in reality would die in a fight scenario. 2) Someone who does not belong to any fighting discipline or take MMA classes, but still buys MMA memorabilia (such as TAPOUT shirts).
1) Justin: Oh man I could take that guy in a fight anyday. I'll just take him to ground and put him in an armbar!" Tyler: "Yeah, no, you're just a mixed martial asshole." 2) Ryland: "Check out my TAPOUT shirt!" Daniel: "Do you take MMA classes?" Ryland: "Nope." Daniel: "Then GTFO you mixed martial asshole."
by Michael Reese October 9, 2011
Get the Mixed Martial Assholemug. One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.
by Trex1980 June 24, 2018
Get the number 1 assholemug. 1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.
2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.
3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.
2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.
3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.
by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009
Get the Bucket of burned assholesmug. 