Nigger fry rice in my asshole

A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:

Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice

by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024

Cat Rice

A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"

Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?

Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.

by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 30, 2022

Rice farmer

A straight male who unknowingly simps for another dude

Yo that Rice farmer guy simped for xBEASTINARYx but I found out xBEASTINARYx was a dude!

by ChaseMaximum October 30, 2020

Cummy Rice

Signature dish of Mahwah, New Jersey based, ejaculated themed Chinese restaurant Cummy House.

It is made of rice and cum.

I had Cummy Rice and it had a lot of cum in it.

by Cuminyourassharu July 30, 2021

Japanese Rice Krispy

Where you collect atleast a week worth of semen then grab around 10-20 midget Asian females and pour it all over their face and naked body

Hari wants to do the Japanese Rice Krispy with County

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

rice college

rice college is a borinnngggg school with borrinnnggggg teachers but overall you make great friends and enjoy it

i hate rice college but i have loads of friends

by anonimus ~and i oop- June 23, 2019

Rice woman

A rice woman is a person with extravagant taste in life however, their judgement has been clouded by a low quality packet rice man and therefore cannot see the other amazing rice cookers in life who were destined for her.

Person 1: have you seen how she has been acting like a rice woman lately

Person 2: I know i can’t believe what she has done

by Miumiu082 August 19, 2022