One of those "Ultra-Mature" 15 year olds that sits in Starbucks with his laptop on the free Wi-Fi, rocks a golfers hat and Ray Ban sunglasses, pretends to be investing in his 401K and thoroughly checks E-Trade as if he was in a midlife crisis.
Greg - "Man, look at that coffee kid, every time I try to buy some diapers for my kids at Target, I gotta look at one of those losers sitting in the Starbucks that they put in. Look at that hat, check out his pea coat......what a loser.....
by Mr. Warren June 16, 2011
Get the Coffee Kid mug.A minor, usually a High Schooler, who is in their school’s band club/marching band. They are known for being painfully unfunny and cringy
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Band Kid: Amongus, Ligma, Candice, Sugondeez, Obama, Your Mom, DEEZ NUTS
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Band Kid: Amongus, Ligma, Candice, Sugondeez, Obama, Your Mom, DEEZ NUTS
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Get the Scooter kid mug.someone that is enrolled in the international baccalaureate. IB kids are nerds and do not know how to function in society. they think they are better than everyone else but they are socially inept. they do not get invited to any parties nor do they get any bitches. IB kids do not have a life because they are too busy studying.
IB mum: why are you studying, you graduated 4 years ago.
IB kid: i'm an IB kid, it's all i know
IB mum: i should have aborted you
IB kid: i'm an IB kid, it's all i know
IB mum: i should have aborted you
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Get the IB kid mug.The Wrestling Kid is a mythical character from the Wrexham area of Wales. It is said that he was a wigga, who enjoyed wrestling. The first mention of this boy was on a Welsh folder.
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Get the ipad kid mug.Kids that get all their cultural info and connections from others via TikTok, whether it's singing a stupid ass song they got from TikTok that they believe is top chart worthy, or if it's their memes they find funny that people of higher intelligence understand but believe its immature. People that have the retardation of being a TikTok Kid are usually really depressed because they are lonely and have a weird sense of humor only they can laugh at. Ever heard the phrase, Tiktok ruined that kid's sense of humor. Tiktok kids always be laughing at shit that's weird and boring as fuck. Laugh at it and show you overly circulated memes, meaning memes that thousands of other tiktokers have reposted. Synomyns for this would be, an immature person that looks stupid, a fortnite kid, special needs individual, or a kid that is anti-social, follows herd mentality most of the time. Tiktok kids will usually believe anything or agree with anything an influencer says. The devious lick made people look soo stupid, OMG he squirted soap onto his hands and then shoved it into his pocket! SOOOOOO FUNNY am i right, thats me being sarcastic if you werent aware of that! (((STOP BEING A TIKTOK KID!, GET BACK TO INSTAGRAM FOR MEMES AND HUMOR AND FOLLOW @meanhobo on INSTAGRAM for real humor and to become social again and less depressed!!!!)))
(group of tiktok kids dancing to a TikTok song)
Me : "You guys are such tiktok kids." (then mocking them in a bulling way)
Me : "You guys are such tiktok kids." (then mocking them in a bulling way)
by meanhobo October 10, 2021
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