beatabitch hands

big hands or fists, long or fat fingers

person 1 : damn u got big hands
person 2: yup beatabitch hands nigga

by fat skeleton man December 26, 2007

Hand Diaper

1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.

I was so sick that I was forced to Hand Diaper my diarrhea.

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007

Ranch Hand

When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel

Jenny: Why does your dick smell like ranch salad dressing?
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.

by AyCowboy June 8, 2014

brown handed

When someone spills brown sugar all over the floor, in an attempt to open the bag and eat it raw. He/she tries to clean it up, but unfortunately accomplishes as much as U.S. did in Nam and quits. After sleeping it off, the criminal tries to lie about it the next day, despite how obvious it is that he/she did it.

Kal was caught brown handed.
Cal was caught brown handed.
You're jewish.
Good job asswipe.

by Bernard Taylor November 18, 2004

pimp'n hand

The hand most often used to slap your ho's when they dont turn up with your cash.

Man, if dat ho dont give me ma money fo dem last two johns she just blowed ahm gunna have to get out da "pimp'n hand" and chek dat bitch!

by Daryl. W September 30, 2008

Hand-boned

Getting boned by your hand, or another persons hand

Nate was totally getting hand-boned last night

by Snickelfritz69 June 17, 2017

Frog Hands

When one ejaculates in someone’s hand and the cum connects to each finger like it’s webbed frog legs

Last night she jacked me off and I came in her hand and totally gave her frog hands.

by Edgy77 January 21, 2018