ethan´s a pedophile

etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old

Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile

by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025

Ethan

The most stupidest person a live has an iq of 11. He is very very funny and will always make everyone laugh he also eats glue for a living and is very very special. Who doesn't love a special kid?

Ethan is the biggest prankster

by BigBoiMass October 7, 2020

ethan

a short stinky kid who ONLY wears jeans also a cock guzzling maniac

jim- yo you know ethan?

nathan- yeah heard he is a cock guzzling maniac

by cockguzzlingmaniac August 28, 2022

Ethan trotter

Ethan what a count we all know a trotter who is a faggot he has a small willy. It's a fact a trotter will never get any pussy. They love there dad a little too much and there mum is a slut.

Look at that kid sucking off his dad
Oh that kid that's ethan trotter

What a bender

by Pussy slayer 4455 August 6, 2021

ethan

he likes men and is very feminine lollollll

ben: look its ethan
amir: he likes men
jacob: yes
joaquin: he does

by amir lolllolllol September 29, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a shy but kind friend. He loves all, but when rejected, will hate the world.

Hey, I... I'm Ethan. I..... (Runs off without telling her he loves her)

by Oooooooofffff April 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is your bestfriend. He acts like a child a lot and he needs someone to always look out for him, but this relationship is not always one way. He is a great friend and is always there when it truly matters. He can be selfish at times, but he always looks out for what's best for you. He is a caring individual that annoys the crap out of you sometimes but you eventually see that it's just love. He will never leave your side even in your darkest hour. He doesn't act like it on the surface, but he is actually very caring and sometimes sensitive. He is, most importantly, upfront. He likes to be direct. He'll always tell you the truth. He can sometimes be unreliable, but it's just because he can be clueless at times, but you should always remember that he actually cares.

"Of course Ethan didn't answer my call!"

"Ethan makes me so mad!"
"Ethan's still my bestfriend."

"Ethan, clean your room! or I'm going to tell your mom you don't eat salad in college!"

by Sovanny March 29, 2019