Thomas

Thomas has that dawg in him. That dawg goes woof woof and mutters racial slurs when he sleeps. 100% a pitbull. He also has an immensely dangly peepee shooter.

Girl: Hey is that Thomas over there?

Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.

Camera Man: *Faints*

by oneofthomassgirlfriends March 20, 2023

Thomas

A badass legend who is married to Kendall Jenner. He will be a future billionaire who owns virgin airlines. He’s from the westsideeeeee.

Yo that Thomas kid is pretty dope what’s his @

by ILOBMCJMSNSHDBWSNDHANXBDNMANXN April 24, 2020

Thomas

is a tank engine, who lives at a big station on the island of Sodor

Thomas, is a tank engine, who lives at a big station on the island of Sodor

by EthanTheEngine7 March 12, 2024

Thomas

A FUCKING NIGGA

Thomas is such a FUCKING NIGGA

by FVBJVHBJF February 26, 2020

Thomas

He can be a very kind person, all the girls want to fuck him and love him. He has a very big horse cock that pulls all the girls

Thomas has a HUGE horse cock

by cmzr November 23, 2021

Thomas

Literally a dolphin (Google what dolphins do to each other... It‘s sexual. Don‘t do it if you‘re under 21 ugly gen z)

#1 Did you hear what Thomas did?
#2 Yeah, she‘s such a dolphin.

by stupidasshoe33 October 31, 2019

Thomas

A self cantered mammas boy who thinks he is all that. He is about 4’11 and is the king of the malakas

Thomas is such a stuck up dwarf looking mammas boy

by ChristopherColumbus7 October 27, 2020