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splicing the cat

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey
by lilbeebo August 24, 2017
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Hehe Cat

So once there was a cat, he was living in the 18th century. Hehe cat is part of the renaissance movement to the west. Particularly taking from the ancient Egyptian cats. He was recently spotted in North Dakota with his "fake" adopted family. Back to the fact that he was living in the 18th century, so he was basically Robin Hood. He stole catnip from rich persian cats and provided to the poor binguses of that century. He is known by many to be Batman's lost son. What no one knows, is that he accidentally stumbled upon a time machine and became a world-known meme. And to this day forward, he should not be compared to the Hehe movement by Michael Jackson. (This is not a cult. PERIOD).
Oh look! Here comes our saviour, the Hehe Cat.
by Sam Smith twin evil brother December 20, 2022
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Cat-Cuck

Someone who devotes their whole lives to disrespectful destructive undeserving cats.
“Omg my cat just mulched my Chinese food even though his food bowl is full, he’s so cute 🤤.” “That guy is such a Cat-cuck he would lick its butthole if given the chance”
by Amtrackbrown November 2, 2021
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cool cat

"you see that cool cat"
"soo cool"
by TrapPharaohRogerBrown September 14, 2018
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freezie cat

My wife is a freezie cat because she feels like it is cold even when it is not!
by S Bessman April 18, 2015
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Fuzzy Cat

Another word for fuzzy is hair
And Another word for a cat is a pussy
Therefore it is a hairy puzzy
guy1: Dude did you finger Sara last night?

guy2: No way she had Fuzzy Cat!

guy1: Ewwwww!
by beckysboy August 14, 2010
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momma-cat

verb

1. To grab someone by the back of the neck with a pinch and drag them around.(like a momma cat).

2. To manhandle someone by the neck to get them to do what you want.
That bitch wouldn't cook me dinner so i had to momma-cat her ass back into the kitchen!
by phoneman005 July 1, 2014
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