The Golden Rule

One of those classic "viable only in theory" philosophies that doesn't stand up in the real world.

Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:

(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.

by QuacksO April 5, 2019

Rule 44

If something exist, then someone has kinned it.

Person A: oh man, a Thomas the train engine kin blog just followed me.
Person B: eh rule 44 man, just block 'em.

by lolliepops_rox May 16, 2018

3rd rule

If you're gonna have sex don't forget to protect! Ain't nobody got time for babies

Duuuuude, you're gonna get laid? Don't forget the 3rd rule man, you feel me?

by Watchagonnado June 1, 2014

7up rule

When a guy refuses to date a girl that's below a 7.

Johhny has high standards for girls he goes by the 7up rule

by jumpman98 September 6, 2016

scotch rule

since good scotch is aged twelve years, so should a woman.

person X: hey how old is she
person Y: 12...
person X: ok, im gonna call scotch rule, i hope dateline doesnt hear about this shit...

by suckmyfatdicklongtime January 10, 2009

Rule 334

Like Rule 34 and Rule 34F, except more official.
If it exists, there's furry porn of it.

Person 1: "Dude, is there porn of furry Teen Titans?"
Person 2: "Rule 334."
Person 1: "Holy fuck why??"

by CHCreations May 4, 2019

rule 25

rule 25 of youtube/internet is "if it exists, there is a trap remix of it"

video: potato knishes-trap remix
comment: rule 25

by japizza March 7, 2019