Cable porn

A thing on cable TV where on a certain channel its them saying " Warning this content contains highly sexual content viewer discretion is advised." And then its just normal porn but on the TV

"Hey man wanna go watch cable porn at my house!" Michael asks "No man do you know who I am!" David replies

by StackOfSacksThatHoldsMoreSacks February 26, 2023

Jewish Porn

Porn videos of someone counting money, someone receiving money, or anything related to money

Jewish porn: 10, 20, 30, 40 50, 60, 70..
Jewish guy: Oh my god, I just came in my pants

by The Man with no face June 9, 2016

super porn

A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew.

I was feeling uncomfortably energetic after drinking that bottle of dew and decided to fap to some super porn.

OH MY GOD IT'S SUPER PORN!! MY BRAIN...IT'S MELTING!!

by Airec March 8, 2008

street porn

pictures of teen magazine ads lying in the street

I was really enjoying that street porn yesterday while walking to work.

by street porn goddess January 11, 2008

Hubby Porn

A sexy, scandalous, or pornographic video made by a female to be viewed solely by her boyfriend, fiancee, or spouse.

I'd love it if my girl made me some hubby porn, but she'd kill me if it ended up online.

by JayEllBee January 6, 2010

Porn Helmet

When one attaches a camera to ones head, by any manner of means eg. straps, helmet attachment. The camera is then used to film pornography from a first person perspective

Let me just get my porn helmet on, and then you can suck my cock

by pornoporno February 1, 2008

opinion porn

n. A word describing punditry of any sort, but particularly political punditry, that one reads or watches because one has no actual opinion to speak of and finds pleasure in seeing others vigorously express their own opinion.

The O'Reilly Factor isn't news, it's just opinion porn for people who can't get any discourse on their own.

by Haff January 4, 2009