Fart Year

The distance an average fart travels in a year.

Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Strong Fart

A fart that smells very bad, can also be considered gross.

What's that smell?
John just laid a strong fart.
Ewww gross

by Geenyus October 26, 2012

a fart on you

An old timey way of saying Fuck You

oh a fart on you Mr. johnson

by Charlie Memes March 24, 2017

Shawna Fart

The sweet nectar of Shawna’s butthole that comes in air form. This is also known as a butthole queef.

Shawna Fart: Shawna eats Taco Bell then she farts then sharts then queefs.

by Gary Beavers June 18, 2021

Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.

That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters

by Fart splinters October 2, 2017

Chair Fart

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.

John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?

by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013

fart flap

The triangular rear side window in some smaller cars having a hinge on the front edge and a latch on the back edge that opens about 2 inches.

That fart is horrible! Open the fart flaps!

by Lord Windowsmear June 29, 2014