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California Slamdown

The act of randomly jumping on your sexual partner with enough inertia to cause the entire room to shake like an earthquake in California
Alright baby, get ready for the California Slamdown I’m bout ta cause a earthquake up in this bitch
by Retarded_stove May 16, 2019
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California Porridge

A combination of feces of 2 or more people creating a soupy porridge.
"The children created a California porridge again.Son of a bitch..."
by Word that are the truth February 3, 2020
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Prime minister of California

by soupcan1221 July 30, 2022
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California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022
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California Blowdrier

When your partner swings it around on your face after dipping it in gluten-free almond milk
I gave my wife a California Blowdrier last night, it was messy but she liked it
by damianevens49 June 25, 2024
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California

A verb according to some people. This word can basically mean anything you want. You use it in place of a swear word.
"Bruh I just Californied up that guy."
"Wow, cool I don't give a California."
by __GJV__ April 15, 2021
mugGet the Californiamug.

California Battleship

A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.
Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.
by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024
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