real time loling

the act of using your bodily movements from laughing to express laughter in a text or IM (slapping the H and A keys while laughing)

Sean: ahahhahhahhahhah
Jake: That was a shaky laugh bro
Sean: it was legit. I was real time loling

by Leberry January 21, 2011

wrist real estate

The space on your arm which can be occupied by jewellery, watches and wearable tech.

I would like to buy that watch but my FitBit has made me low on wrist real estate.

by EXTREMEtotheMAX August 31, 2016

Real car hours

It’s a certain time of day when the cars are real

Hey Jake it’s real car hours

by Porschevette June 17, 2018

WhiteHatting In Real Life

Heroic development, good, transcendent good, progressiveistic good, advanced good, worthwhile developmental good beyond the boundaries of computing systems and applied in reality and real life
(Not only penetrative testing amends nor overbrawn, yet perhaps (yet not only) advanced defense (not to only juxtapose defence andor offence)
The majority of the systems, if healthy and functional, doesn't operate by way of BlackHat but rather by way of Whitehat as nighany blackhatting in a perfect system is seen as an error full aberration

Once I focused on WhiteHatting In Real Life I feel that karmicly I can righteously enjoy Transcendent peace

by TranslogicMultisonance January 26, 2023

Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..

Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

Real Nigga Superior

©GRANDSUPERSURPRIZEDWINNER• Mr. Johnny Edward Wellons, II a.k.a. RealNiggaSuperior
Upper EPSILON support and logistics at The Campaign Where Jesus Christ Is The Campaign.
He is the Captain of the U.S.S. SimpleBitch; around here, we keep it SimpleBITCH, NOW back to your station you simple bitch.
A Real Nigga's Real Nigga.

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by ©RealNiggaSuperior October 16, 2023

The Real Swim Shady

The Real Swim Shady is an entity more elusive and slippery than a bar of prison soap. ALERT, the target is exceptionally mobile and can climb a skyscraper in mere seconds. All attempts to kill the target have proved unsuccessful, even Gavstone the Almighty cannot kill him. If there were to be a comparison between the Almighty Gavstone and The Real Swim Shady, they would be equally matched on an extra-dimensional scale. Swim Shady is about evasive as Gavstone is strong. Swim Shady is an infamous rap artist who beatboxes whilst dodging blows from opponents. Side note, Swim Shady has never paid his taxes for he is just that slippery.

Damn, that The Real Swim Shady guy. He sure is slippery.

by Gavstone The Almighty January 8, 2022