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Red Queen

An ugly chuckleheaded floozy with no values. A malformed nasty girl who hates the world for her misfortunes and has her eyes set on Alices boyfriend Jose and wants him all for herself. They once had a so called ON and OFF relationship and now he likes Alice she decided she wants him back. The Red Queen can have him back, Alice is not holding him against his will because Alice is lit and doesn't give a damn.

The Red Queen tries to act innocent but she can't fool some. She's a janus faced slandering filth with a repulsive tongue. Constantly sees herself as superior bullying men into a relationship that fades by dusk.The Red Queen is a very insecure girl with alot to learn when it comes to how to please and keep a man. She undermines people's abilities and and does not wish well for anyone. She wants all the worldly treasures to herself not realizing that life is a treasure itself. Stay away from red Queen because you will not benefit from her friendship, she's a narcissist and a bore. So, if you see a short, red haired, blue-eyed boisterous troll with a gigantic bulbous head with pale skin, run for you life! You can order a bobblehead of the red queen from Walt Disney Studios. The great thing about is you can stick it on your dash and you can keep the kids entertained in the car for hours.
Red Queen: "you should know the difference between secrets and lies".
Red Queen: "words can lie, see beyond them".
Red Queen: "a lie will rise me up, and one day another lie will bring me down".
Red Queen: "I can't believe I didn't see him for what he was from the beginning: a wolf in sheep's clothing. And now I'm the sheep pretending to be a wolf".
Red Queen: "I'm an accident. I'm a lie and my life depends on maintaining the illusion".
by Queen of Hearts....Alice April 18, 2018
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The Red Velvet

When you and your virgin partner have intercourse, where the resulting vaginal blood is used to coat her, therefore causing her to appear like a red velvet cake.
I would try doing The Red VelvetTM, but I fear to catch STD's or aids.
by PolishDerp December 9, 2017
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suzie red

Pills of Ecstasy freshly soaked in LSD.
"Why has she been been staring at the mirror for the last ten minutes wearing a birthday hat?"
"Beats me. She had a Suzie Red."
"Oh. I wonder what she sees."
by ~E December 28, 2007
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Red Betty

Yesterday I got two Red Bettys.
by brucix August 13, 2011
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red bowl

A man's bowl cut (immature hairdo) going up a womans vagina while she is having her period. (v) EX: red bowled (n) EX: a red bowl
"Giiirrll Will didnt know i had my monthly and totally red bowled me. "
by trahorange February 6, 2009
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Spell Red

L S T E R
Gary Spell Red
R E D
by ImAgOdBrOhAhGaY February 25, 2021
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Cass Red

strong Korean beer, made only so that Korean men have something other than Soju to get drunk off
John drank a pitcher of Cass Red before he went to the singing room
by Korean Fred May 31, 2007
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