Drunk and Horny

What Steven is every time he drinks.....

Steven is always drunk and horny

by Pinon December 28, 2007

drunk bus

just like a normal bus, however the driver is very drunk. much safer then any other bus.

1: Wanna take the drunk bus!
2: O Noes?

by In4m8ion May 21, 2008

Paddy's Drunk

To get drunker than normal due to all of the shots and strong drinks at Paddy's, a well loved neighborhood bar in the Joliet area.

"Ugh, stop at Joe Dog on the way home. Shep got me Paddy's drunk again on those bloody marys and shots he was pourin'."

by Irish lass January 17, 2013

english drunk

Being drunk but holding it together extremely well so that you could easily pass as sober

1: oh man I was trashed last night, even woke up drunk this morning
2: really? You didn't seem it
1: that's cause I'm an excellent English drunk

by Anon123124 December 7, 2013

drunk sale

A garage sale where you are still drunk from last night thereby causing you to give away everything at ridiculously low prices.

Man I got so wasted last night my garage sale turned into a drunk sale this morning. I think I just sold my TV for a dollar.

by FratDrunk October 29, 2011

Frat Drunk

The level of drunkenness attained (mostly by Individuals affiliated with a fraternity or sorority) by consuming large amounts of beer. It is somewhere between "drunk" and "blacked-the-fuck-out." Symptoms include: dancing, flirting with a member of the opposite sex, being very loud, and possessing an over inflated ego.

-Bro did you see mike last night? He was dancing with the with the chick with the huge mole on her chin.
-Dude he was so frat drunk last night

-I saw you making out with Michelle at the Halloween party
-Yeah man I was Frat Drunk last night

-You got the whole bar to sing Sweet Caroline last night
-Totally Frat Drunk

by dudeletsparty October 30, 2011

milk drunk

A state of pure annoyingness that is reached after you have drank so much milk that everyone around you has to comment on it. Usually happens after three or four glasses of 2% milk.

Vicky: Golly, yesterday Emmanuel drank a whole 2L pint of milk by himself, I couldn't stand him anymore!

Jules: I know, he gets so annoying when he's milk drunk, smh.

No one:
Renaud: As-tu vu, Amir ont leur propre marque de pita!

by str8alpha May 31, 2019