Ninja Dart

When you dress up as a ninja run into a room unseen ejaculate on someone and leave unseen

I can't wait to ninja dart that bitch tonight.

by Mudmanjr June 12, 2018

Ninja spider

A very big fucking spider that runs like a fucking ninja

I just killed a fucking ninja spider

by PurpleOwl22 March 26, 2019

Penis Ninja

An assassin who uses stealth and guile to assassinate a penis, often causing death to the owner of that penis. Scissors, knives, razors, and fire are typical weapons of a penis ninja. An historical example of a penis ninja would be the woman who killed Genghis Khan by slicing off his royal penis. Lorena Bobbitt is a more modern penis ninja of note, although her intended target managed to survive and was reunited with it's body.

I found out Jasmine carries a tanto knife in her purse. I hope she's not a penis ninja.

by Flavius Schmoesephus December 12, 2016

Ninja Bookie

the small time bookmaker that is impossible to find when you win and comes out of nowhere when you owe.

there's my bookie, he owes me for 3 weeks straight. oh shit, where'd he go? must be a ninja bookie!

by beeb173 September 19, 2012

Pootang Ninja

A skilled master in the art of getting the Pootang .

Whoa bro, I didn't know i hang with a Pootang ninja. Can you me show your ways?

by Joboy232 October 18, 2015

Speedy Ninjas

This is the name that YouTuber CheetahNinja799 calls his is subscribers. Means that you are cool for the school.

Hey what is up all my speedy ninjas

by CN799 May 23, 2020

ninja cute

Attractiveness while wearing a mask, such that the lower half of one's face is obscured.

During the age of coronavirus, and perhaps future pandemics, often the best indication one can hope for when determining the attractiveness of a potential date.

"I think that girl at the checkout line was flirting with me, man."
"Oh yeah? Was she good looking?"
"I'm not totally sure, she was wearing a mask, but she's definitely ninja cute."

by DancinRonin July 11, 2020