I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

by Eloise010 May 29, 2018

dick you in the ass

Dick you in the ass is when your telling someone you believe in something or someone that they don’t

I dick you in the ass you are lying

by TJ06Brown December 20, 2020

Fuck You

A form of verbal insult telling you to go and have sexual intercourse with yourself and is often used as a response to unorthodox behavior.

Person 1:"Dabs on them haters"

Person 2: Hey fuck you

by Dat_boii June 15, 2018

you fuckin re

You would say this when your friend or anybody really does something that only a retard would do.

Re is short for “Retard”

Evan: “Why are you still twerking?”

David: “I don’t know why Brian isn’t talking”
Tyler: “That’s not what he said!”
Brian: “He asked why I wasn’t talking you fuckin re!”

^ Thats short for “retard”

by msiregalP January 4, 2024

Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

by von groovy August 12, 2024

you doink

Someone who is particularly daft or dumb.

Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4?
Paul: 7
Roger: No you doink it’s 5

by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 4, 2020

That's you

Father stabbed in front of 3 year old for asking a guy not to vape. Bystanders sat and did nothing. One guy posted his commentary.

Hym "That's you! That's what you're like! All your talk about solidarity and for what? To bleed out while people sit there and watch. That's what you're like. That's all you're good. Sitting idly by and DOING NOTHING while people like me spin the wheel of progress just for you to steal it."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2024