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shit sister

every family has one....the less favourite or popular or successful sibling. Think of Danni Minogue compared to Kylie. Danni is the shit sister. Could also, be the second favourite son, if you have a brother.
by HomeBrand August 30, 2021
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Noah ain’t shit

This is a dog 🐶 that is very naughty and never respects his mom, a very baddy behaved child.
by ____.just._.me.____ November 2, 2021
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plug shit

Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.
I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.
by kittenlazor March 7, 2014
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Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!
by MasterGnash April 15, 2019
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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
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Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.
Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!
by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016
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Shit pink

Shitting pink is an action observed after one receives brutal anal sex which results in the defecation of blood and semen. The resulting substance can be seen as dark pink in color.
X: *talking shit*
Y: "you better settle down before I come over there and make you shit pink"
by Seeksoul September 23, 2019
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