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Shit eye

After i fucked her shit eye my cock was brown, so i foeced her to suck it clean.
by L Unk December 7, 2022
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Oh shit

Two words you never want to hear when working with nuclear power
by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021
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shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.
Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.
by redhen1 October 12, 2022
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Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.
After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.
by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018
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that shit will fuck you up

when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try
Jim - Quit looking at the Fireball that shit will fuck you up.
by ö~ö June 18, 2024
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Shit

To be cobracoy
Man, I died again!? I’m shit..”
by Cobracoy November 29, 2023
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Shit on

When someone absolutely gets beaten by me in Call of Duty MW2
by GLTCHTUB19 September 21, 2023
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