Your mom

The person with the world record for the most amount of fat seen on one's body

Wow look at your mom! she must have serious health problems.

by Bruhmaster69430 October 9, 2020

Your mom

Something I fuck often

BLM 😩
(Bang local moms)

Jimmy: I was pulling out the drive way right-
Preston: I was pulling out of your MOM last night.

by Mommy.. milkers.. January 6, 2022

Your mom

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.

Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”

by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020

National Ask your crush out day

september 3rd is national ask your crush out day don’t forget!

GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

person:look who it is goooo
person: omg its my crush
person:you know what today is its national ask your crush out day GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

by heyyyyyoyyyyy September 3, 2021

graid your ass

Threatening a hoe that you will fight them.

I will graid your ass if you keep talking to my man cheese.

by Deeryeee. May 21, 2011

Your nan

Your nans ugly and stupid. She is a fat ugly mom And goes to the toilet every min

Your nan

by Commander boss November 16, 2019

Hug your crush day

Lets say its October 19th and you want to make a move, well now you can with

Yo!! Did you see mark hug his crush, bitch has some balls.
No its just hug your crush day

by MacNCheeese October 18, 2021