Your mum

my favorite person on Earth

- We need to break up, I think I have a crush on your mum

by veryclosefriend26 November 22, 2021

go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

stomp a mudhole in your ass

to be beaten senseless or near death not being able to fight back

dude if you keep letting your dogs tear up my property im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

man are you threatening me

no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

ok man i got you

by bluebear January 14, 2025

sweating your contract

To be really interested in someone.

"Hey Mary, Con Johnroy told me that he was sweating your contract."

by William of Oak Crest February 8, 2014

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense

I'm sick of your crap

by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024

national get flirty with your crush day

you have to be real flirty with your crush of bf/gf

Boy: ITS NATIONAL GET FLIRTY WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY
Girl: Oh no..

by Toxic_f**ker October 22, 2019