you were here now your there

you were ugly than had a big glow up and got a better type

you were here now your there so i did better

by factors March 29, 2022

I Love You

the most beautiful lie

p 1: "ohemgee! ____ told me he loved me yesterday!!!!!"

p 2: "bro come on now we all know mfs that say "I Love You" are liars. LAMAOAMOAMOAMAOMAOAOM

by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie February 12, 2023

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

you

Somebody you can be sexy for. Sometimes not. Because that would be unrealustic.

"hey, Lenn, its three o'cock. I am feeling rather sexy for you."
- "heheyy, Cassie, that's amazing news. Unfortunately, I am not feeling sexy meself at this very moment."

"Hey, Greg, it's three no'cock. I am not feeling sexy for you."
- "hehey, Bitzy, such a shitty shame. I was just going to fuck your brains out."

by Krkič February 11, 2020

fuck you

wanting to fuck someone

when someone says “fuck you” it means they want to be in your pants ..

by gggggbitch August 31, 2022

You for coffee?

Often said by Spanish waiters after serving crap package holiday hotel meal, because he knows the drunken brit teenage yobs he's serving will maybe tip him £5 for two weeks

You for coffee? with foreign accent is 'You fa coffee' . Meaning 'You fuck offy' . Goes with 'See you next Tuesday, for coffee'. Cunt, fuck off

by Jondar777 July 27, 2025

It’s dizzy over there for you

Chaotic
Shambles
Disrupted
To present confidence without having it all together, later creating an embarrassing event.

Wow, you thought you were telling someone off, but unfortunately…. it’s dizzy over there for you.

by Thirdweeknd December 8, 2021