Whale's Vagina

When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.
Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.
by Clowns taste funny October 02, 2020
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Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.
by Whale scientist February 03, 2018
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Whale Juice

The strange dew that you may find on grass in the early morning
by 7y6i376 January 02, 2023
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skank whale

A large she-beast.

The woman whose creases swallow strong men whole.

Usually red of hair, likes to dance like a hippo. Skank whales are known to eat small children.
Skank whales are stupid. Usually so stupid they think they are actually smart. Known to be carriers of every known venereal disease.
That skank whale just keeps talking...I think she shit herself eeeew!
by therealdedloc July 18, 2017
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douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus
I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
by image969 December 31, 2007
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Whale week

When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.

Instead of shark week...
We came to Miami at the wrong time. What is it, whale week?
by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017
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Whale Spout

When having sex with a large girl who is a squirter, right before she blows lift her ass and legs up so she spouts like a whale breaching the ocean deep!
That gal last night whale spouted me, I need a rain jacket and a tetanus shot.

Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.

That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!
by Brinkjojoboo January 10, 2020
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