Storage porn

The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.

Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.

by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013

Bank Porn

1) Bank offers that sound like a good decision in the beginning but turn out to be horrible for you or your business

2) Banks that bait and switch their customers.

My Bank sends me Porn in the mail, they offered me a free checking account but it has fees after 1 year.

I get Bank Porn in the mail every week, offering me no interest credit cards for the first 90 days then 22% interest there after.

I'm hooked on Bank Porn, my checking account cost me money

Instead of a fixed rate loan at 13% my bank recommended an adjustable rate loan, they were pushing Bank Porn.

by IndustrySource December 11, 2010

wookie porn

Alot of loud noises followed by wet fur. There is alot of friction between 2 furry body's

Mack and Ryan glued fur to their bodys from their dog named destiny. Then they rubbed their giant harry body's together until their fur was soaking wet from all of their sperm(aka wookie jizz) they then stated that was the best wookie porn that they ever had

by DG2053 April 18, 2016

jason porn

When a man exits a women's house in the time between ejacutlation and clean up

As I was walking into her house I notice her bedroom window was on the first floor and was a perfect opportunity to Jason Porn her

by TheDarkSideOfThePoon January 24, 2017

clap porn

When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation

I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.

by MelonTopia January 14, 2014

porn burrito

A porn burrito is a mixture of porn playlist all being played simultaneously in the same room on many different tv screens. A porn burrito doesn't have to watched alone and can ever be shared with friends Family, and even neighbors

Diego-"Hey Parker how was that porn burrito last night"
Parker-"it was amazing you should of came, there was so many generes"

by Parkmacdiego February 18, 2017

Jewish Porn

Porn videos of someone counting money, someone receiving money, or anything related to money

Jewish porn: 10, 20, 30, 40 50, 60, 70..
Jewish guy: Oh my god, I just came in my pants

by The Man with no face June 9, 2016