Bob-on-hairy

To perform oral sex on someones hairy genitals

"How's that new relationship?"
"It's okay, but he wants me to bob-on-hairy and I'm just not ready"
"You're a horrible girlfriend!"

by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009

Broken Bob

A blob of goo sometimes reffered to as a 'bone slash.' This can cause hypothermia in the rectum.

Person 1: 'Look dude! That guys gushing from his ass!'

Person 2: Don't worry, he just has a Broken Bob.

by The Broken Slash December 19, 2008

bob vince

gamer, unathletic, sits inside all day, likes to sit on his phone all day, scared of everything especially flipping.

Bro, stop being such a bob vince and do something.

by the defining genius September 4, 2015

Squiggly-bob

An interesting word made up by yo mama. It means a bob that is very squiggly.

What a squiggly-bob he was!

by Some guy who died June 2, 2018

Sideshow Bob

An evil genuis. Captain chaos and the penguin are nowhere near as intelligent.

Sideshow Bob will never throw a beehive at Bart. It's beneath him. He'll do something even better.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Bob Semple

When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.

Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."

by Minitru December 2, 2018

King Bob

Man of the ladies and the Men and lasts as long as the letters in his name

King Bob lasts the 7 mins of heaven he needs to

by RAMigo April 22, 2022