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Dad's Cream

When your dad sweetie shoots his cream in your mouth. It tastes salty but creamy.
Carson: Yeah son! Bout to give yo ass some of dad's cream!
Noah: Okay nIggA!
by Baznigger May 3, 2018
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4 dad theory

The theory of the possibility of having 4 or more fathers. Such circumstances are a result of being the child of two homosexual males, who have split up and remarried, creating two pairs of homosexual partners, both tied to the child of the original two.
Mike: Not only does Andy have 4 eyes, he has 4 dads.
Lucas: Ahh, the 4 dad theory.
by 2DAD iLoch August 7, 2011
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The lazy days of dad

That short window of time during late summer and early fall where you really don’t have to cut the grass, and the leaves have yet to start falling.
Dad sits back in his favorite lawn chair and cracks open a beer. Making a toast to himself he says: “Nothing to do but relax. Here’s to the lazy days of dad...”
by Binarysmart September 20, 2019
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Ur dad lesbian

Ur dad lesbian is considered to be so powerful that victims can suffer considerable pain for years if they not die directly. Some countries have found Ur dad lesbian so dangerouse that they have made the insult illegal to say.
Exampel 1:
Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: Ur dad lesbian
Person 2: *gets a pain far worse than death*

Example 2
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian

Person 3: *Falls down in a eternal coma with no end*
by Dab Schnab March 10, 2018
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rad dad issues

When your dad thinks he's really cool and acts weird in front of your friends. Also uses the word rad all of the time.
"Boi your dad is so annoying." "I know I have major rad dad issues!"
by PhantomPhoxx March 30, 2017
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ur dad lesbean

ur dad has a crush on me
by liana <3 September 26, 2021
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Bald Dad Syndrome

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair
person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy
by not44limes September 6, 2021
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