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Hood Bunny

A classier / finer breed of hood rat. Usually a ghetto lightskin chick who grew up with big dreams but ended up with a bigger body count and diaper bills because of her insane libido and deadbeat gangster / grifter baby dads. Or simply a rebellious, suburban-raised white girl with daddy issues and jungle fever.

High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching porn.

Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast food, a blunt, and a bottle of Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.

Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.

Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.

Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.
“Wtw playa! how’d it go last night
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit
That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8 hood bunny”
by NggaDicChnk August 12, 2024
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hood slime

The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.
The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning
by mledwards34 October 28, 2010
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Boys N' the Hood

A film that has at least one inconsistency. In order for Doughboy and Ricky to be half brothers who are the same age, their mother would have to be fucking two different guys at the same time (which is unlikely to be okay with their different fathers) and they ended up being born 9 months (less than a full year) apart, otherwise it's impossible for two brothers (even half brothers) to be the exact same age at any point in life.
Hollywood makes some unbelievable shit, Boys n' the Hood is no different.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
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Hood Level Shit

A word randomly discovered by Md. Moinuddin, which is now a slang mainly used to describe the notorious aspects of life and its surroundings. Often used to describe anyone or anything which can be deemed of poor quality.
“Riazad Azim is a hood level shit journalist

“That food lion is in a hood level shit area”
by Pranjol January 29, 2023
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hood auction

When a person tells everyone who ever does the most damage to someone’s property gets the money
Ay hood auction at jacks house, whoever does the most damage gets 500$!!
by Spicy nuts March 10, 2021
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hood homie

A hood homie is a friend or bro that lives in your neighborhood if you have more than one hood homie then you got hood homies
Me:yo what's up hood homie

Hood homie:wassup bro
by Bigdaddybyson95@gmail.com January 1, 2020
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Hobin hood

Goof,rat,dirty,

Thief that would steal the garbage from the dumpster to sleep in at night
Lives in a hole in the wall like most rodents

Likes little girls

Has no teeth cause they have all been punched out

Pkg thief

PC hideout
Hobin hood is a parasite,
If you don’t get rid of it it will suck the life outta you
by Love Kingston finest June 28, 2023
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