A strange, unlikable person that doesn't fit in. Particularly one that speaks to animals or Pokémon.
by anonymous January 2, 2025
Get the Freak Without a Human Heartmug. the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.
daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
by zippy nips December 30, 2022
Get the bless your heartmug. by Kxvo March 25, 2022
Get the Kevin’s heartmug. An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.
Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
by TheGayAccount November 16, 2022
Get the Be still my heartmug. The schooling here is quite exquisite. As soon as my small parched tootsies set foot into the cube shaped facility I was unexpectedly greeted with a decent sized fellow who seemed to be chugging a
"chug jug" what he claimed to contain substances such as magnesium and other nutritional minerals. This action had me bamboozled and bewildered. I could not believe my retinas. as I made my way deviously down the hallway I then see my rambunctious ahh fellow classmate Richard Rigamaroo Reynolds with another studious ahh individual Zigbee Squandaleous.
Richard later informed me and I quote "Chief Keef aint no hitter" I was flabbergasted by this remark. and left the facility disgusted but full of memories that will last a lifetime as I deviously hit the griddy on my way out
"chug jug" what he claimed to contain substances such as magnesium and other nutritional minerals. This action had me bamboozled and bewildered. I could not believe my retinas. as I made my way deviously down the hallway I then see my rambunctious ahh fellow classmate Richard Rigamaroo Reynolds with another studious ahh individual Zigbee Squandaleous.
Richard later informed me and I quote "Chief Keef aint no hitter" I was flabbergasted by this remark. and left the facility disgusted but full of memories that will last a lifetime as I deviously hit the griddy on my way out
by Rizzly bear December 9, 2023
Get the great heartsmug. A phrase to show that you care about someone who is going through something. Another way to say "I feel for you" or "I got you." It's nice to say and can sound cheesy if said in the wrong way.
As Wally was stumbling out of a pub, he tripped and fell face first into a puddle of piss. Before he could raise his face out of the leftover water from the evening's refreshments, he heard someone offer, "Heart's out, mate!" This consoled Wally and he felt a bit better.
by von groovy August 5, 2024
Get the Heart's outmug. the act of ripping someone’s heart out of the their body and squeezing a few times then proceeding to put it back into place and watch, watch as it slowly decays and enjoy the sight of the humans torture.
by Charlotte Tilbury April 16, 2023
Get the heart wrenchmug.