Luke kelly

a fat boy who smells of smegma

He also has a foot fetish

Luke kelly is constantly seen razzing his ped around the northwich ends

by mjacko lid February 22, 2022

Luke Ellife

A Luke Ellife is an athlete of peak style, performance and endurance, he is one to see the sunrise and sunset and still be on his feet. A Luke Ellife never surrenders to any physical suffering the world has to endure.

Hey bro don’t give up, be a Luke Ellife,

by Desireexii November 8, 2025

Luking

A man who drinks another man's gravy to get ahead professionally.

Steve is Luking Scott because he's trying to not get fired.

by 69SickandTwisted69 July 9, 2021

Luke Howson

A very short person with a small penis

Oh look he is a Luke Howson

by Harvey Worden September 13, 2020

luke longhorn

Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade

Luke Longhorn did u do the homework yet?

What homework?!

by Jalini 2014 June 29, 2016

Luke's d8ck

Too small to see
I feel bad for his girlfriend bc it's so small, how does he frick her?

"have you seen Luke's d8ck? Yeah me neither, it's too small."

by Lukeisdead April 13, 2020

Luke McKinnon

Luke McKinnon is the most generous person you will ever meet!! He is always there for you and although he is a virgin, he will fall in love easily! He's super sexy and cute. He loves staying up to 1am playing the PS5, and his favourite game is GOW. He probably lives with 3 or more cats aswell.

Oh, you know Luke McKinnon?? You're lucky.

by BellaorNot September 9, 2023