by Shawn too cool April 7, 2011
Get the Home Run Clubmug. When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018
Get the Jerk from Homemug. recieved or performed anal sex
by the hulktron August 24, 2010
Get the stole homemug. A place where you see yourself growing older with your kids. Enjoying life and living the American dream.
by Jen46Kong June 20, 2017
Get the our dream homemug. 
The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.
The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.
by Hol9000 December 24, 2017
Get the Holiday home-wreckermug. The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.
“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
by Mimmi July 30, 2023
Get the home vortexmug.