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The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons

The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021
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just joshing with ya julie

its slang for just kidding. it is also an insult to someone who is butch
by james April 28, 2004
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national thank josh day 2

in the case that you forgot that april 4th was national thank josh day, this day allows you to be forgiven for forgetting
jason: hey guys, we forgot about national thank josh day!
joe: that’s okay, that’s what national thank josh day 2 is for!
by obama cares April 5, 2021
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Josh gets naked in front of Bryce

Josh gets naked in front of bryce is a common phenomenon so if your name is josh and you see a bryce get naked in front of them.. please
Woah there’s a josh and a bryce maybe josh gets naked in front of bryce
by Thefuckthismeans? September 3, 2021
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national josh has sex with chloe day

no matter what josh has to have sex with chloe on the 10th of november
guy a: hey, its "national josh has sex with chloe day".
josh: FUCK!
by JoshIsGayLmao November 6, 2021
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So Josh boy, what a man

This is a term used in awkward or tense situation in places in Ireland. Timing is very important, if it is said in a bad moment it's bad timing, but if said in a very tense or anxious moment, it's good to excellent timiing.
Teacher: Where's your homework? ....How dare you come into this room without your homework! HOW DARE YOU!

Example 1:
Boy 1: So Josh boy, what a man?
Boy 2: Awesome timing
by Shevo November 21, 2011
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oh my josh im so dun with you

you will only understand this if your a real part of the skeleton clique and you would only know what the skeleton clique is if you like twenty one pilots
person: i think tyler joseph is better than josh dun
me: oh my josh im so dun with you
by sicker than frick July 30, 2016
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