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clown on your ass

A slang statement that refers to the act of making someone appear stupid or doing something overall negative to them.
Alyssa, if you call me a bitch one more time, I am going to clown on your ass so fucking hard you’ll be transported to the Shadow Realm.
by welcometothecuckshed June 23, 2020
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Insane Clown Posse

Things I learned on Urban Dictionary

1. Insane Clown Posse is a good band
by Esa4 September 13, 2019
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Californian clown car

Basically an orgy in a small car on a bumpy road going exactly 32.5mph(52.3kph)
"dude we should organize a Californian clown car"
"Naw we don't know enough girls, it'd be pretty gay"
by @werd_the_weirdo July 31, 2018
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Clown yo ass

When you finna smack the goofy outta someone, you gon clown they ass.
Ima clown yo ass if you keep talking all that shit
by yomamaissahoe April 11, 2017
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Clown Fuck Crazy

A significant mental illness that manifests itself in desiring sexual relations with a circus person.
This is the last time I invite Lady Gaga to a rodeo. That bitch is clown fuck crazy.
by Poorexcuseforapenis November 5, 2016
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Clown Bastard Child

A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born

broken down-

Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!

Child- self-explanatory
by crookedletterI July 22, 2012
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Insane Clown Posse

Two Assholes Clowns who think its cool to
Rap about killing and other creepy shit.
(Insane Clown Posse):Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
by Jaqub January 9, 2008
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