hat moment

In the offices of a major imaging company lives a hat. On the hat is marked the word Twat in large embroidered letters.

If you have made a particularly stupid mistake in your work, you are made to wear the Twat Hat for an amount of time commensurate with the scale of the stupidity.

This has given rise to the phrase 'I've just had a Hat Moment' and similar.

'Hat moment - I've just shut down the wrong server.'

'Hat me.'

'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'

by Cap'n B March 18, 2005

Shaylee Moment

When you have an irrational feeling of annoyance with someone over something they have done or are doing.

Bro 1: Damn, I have that that kid is playing the barrier, he should stick to Alto.

Bro 2:Why do you have that bro?

Bro 1: IDK, I'm having a Shaylee moment.

by Shag-ragger October 29, 2018

Take a moment

When you are on Houseparty and you’re friend says something out of line, uncomfortable or just downright outrageous you may want to take a moment! Taking a moment involves going on mute and going on mute.

Cara: your mum is hot
Eilidh: wtf
Sean: I’m going to take a moment

by Glowstickgingercats May 9, 2021

Glitcher Moment

When someone does something of stupidity after repeatedly being requested not to.

Person 1 - Wow, this voice call is really fun!
Person 2 - Yeah, I agree, we should play some games sometime!
Person 3 - Hey guys, can I screenshare?
Person 1 - No, please don’t, i’m running a graphic-intensive game right now.
Person 3 - Ok, i’ll screenshare.
Person 1 - What the fuck, why is my game crashing?!
Person 3 - Oh shit, i’m sorry.
Person 2 - Wow, that’s a glitcher moment.

by pocoraven April 21, 2020

Hamblin moment

When a person of autistic behaviours commits a very idiotic or aspergers related act. Typically done by the man the moment was named after, Hamblin.

Jake: fucking hell
Charles: what?
Jake: I just came all over my wall and now it’s all dried up and you can smell it from outside
Charles: absolute Hamblin moment

by Absolute buffoonery January 31, 2021

lizard moment

When one person tells a story to another person and the person listening to the story completely ignores what the person is telling them, and just stands there, as a lizard would sticking its tongue out, unaware of any surroundings.

Charlie, I just had a lizard moment with that girl!

by KingCharles_IV July 29, 2012

Facebook Moment

An event in which somebody nearby had a camera phone, captured a unique and most often embarrassing moment and then promptly uploaded it to their Facebook profile.

Example: Your best friend passed out at a party, so everyone decided to draw pictures on his face and wrap him in saran wrap. Being the good friend that you are, you captured that Facebook Moment by snapping a photo of him on your camera phone and then posted it on your Facebook profile long before your friend woke up.

by figmooh May 22, 2010