Smurf Kiss

A droplet of the blue water in porashitters that is launched by reciprocal force onto your anus or any exposed . I.e. a massive turd that splashes water onto you.

I just got a smurf kiss on my balls... does anyone have any baby wipes?

by fiyz August 6, 2010

chocolate kiss

A chocolate kiss is the act of deliberately incorrectly wiping your asshole, so that the next time you are recieving a rim job your partner gets some hershey stains on his lips and teeth. This transaction is known as a chocolate kiss, and although involantary in most cases can sometimes be done deliberately by either person for enhanced pleasure or for revenge.

1) Wait until Duke finds out that I have prepped my asshole for a chocolate kiss

2) Although it took me 3 weeks to clean the corn out of my teeth, I really enjoyed it when I gave Doc a chocolate kiss. What a fantastic birthday present, and a fantastic boyfriend I have.

by TGSMaverick January 11, 2006

french kiss

an inevitable phase of doing sex, that a man opens his mouth wide (like a snake) and swallows you! If you are lucky enough to get out of his mouth, you will resemble a mouthful brought back by a child, deepened in saliva!

Miranda: heyyyyy what's wrong with you? have you fallen into a river or something?

Joan: Actually I've been french kissed...

by shzz September 1, 2009

platonic kiss

cheating!

Ok, yeah.. it was platonic kiss I'm sorry it won't happen again.

by heaaaanaaay July 12, 2016

sonar kiss

The act of farting against your pregnant wife’s belly as a method of communicating with your unborn child.

Honey, let me say goodnight to the baby with a sonar kiss.

*farts against wife’s pregnant belly*
Boop. Love ya, buddy.

by micmacpattywac April 25, 2022

Ginger Kisses

When a South African male with blonde hair kisses your asshole resulting in your creaming.

It becomes a Dirty Ginger Kiss if the South African is a femboy who uses their tongue.

Hein Rieseberg gave me the sluttiest Ginger Kisses earlier. Now I'm craving more.

by Joe.mam.a April 17, 2022

Fishy Kiss

A way to kiss someone by making a fish face then kissing them on the mouth.

"Have you heard about the fishy kiss? It's a new way to kiss someone!"

"No, sounds stupid."

by ihavethekeytoyourass February 3, 2021