Penis Cracker 

When your man-hood is a right angled.

Hey you know Doug Danger has a penis cracker. That's if he had a penis to bend

Penis Cracker by Doug Danger March 28, 2003

Cracker 

Originally the word cracker came from Central Florida with cattle drivers who "cracked" their bull whips. The sound of the whip breaking the sound barrier is with sparked the name.

Florida cracker, a Florida native descended from early pioneer settlers
Georgia cracker, a Georgia native descended from early pioneer settlers

Mary: "He uses a whip to drive the cattle."
Phil: "So that's why he's called a cracker."

Cracker by petitxgateau July 9, 2011

nabisco cracker 

A really cool guy

"Benny is so cool; he's a Nabisco cracker."

nabisco cracker by Ken Campbell April 16, 2004

cracker 

1. A term used historically to refer to a slave master who would beat his slaves with a whip while calling them nigger.A term carrying no historical pain for white people; that doesn't mock their land of ancestry. Thus far from equal to the word nigger (misused as it may be). Used by some people, to refer to white people out of aggitation or bursts of anger.

2. A person who complains about not getting to use the "n" word thus showing their concealed racism. A.K.A. a closet racist(refer to number 5)

3. A person in an elevated position simply due to being Caucasian.

4. A white racist

Is that cracker burning a cross on Jones lawn? Oh hell naw.

That cracker Shelby needs to stop asking me if we're close enough for her to call me nigga.

I can't believe that cracker Billy Joe is the manager after three damn weeks. I been working here for five years!

Cloaked Man:We're here to linch you's niggers.
Black Man: Damn, it's those KKK crackers, run!!!

cracker by Bringer of Truth June 22, 2008

Cocker

A slang term for someone who is an asshole. Guests checking into a hotel usually leave their brains at home and take out all frustrations on the poor desk clerk. These people are referred to as cockers.

That customer was such a cocker. He was a fucken cocker.
The way he talked to me was if he was having a cocker-fobia attach. I hope that the bouncer at the main door does not cocker-fy you because I have heard that he is a total cocker!!!

Cocker by John Gary November 10, 2008

cocker girl 

a picture that someone drew with sack boy and cocker girl morphing together to form a chode.

Cocker girl and sack boy form da chode.

cocker girl by metroidkilla May 29, 2008

cockerlegs 

woman who often spreads her legs for anybody

Here comes the ole cockerlegs that was at the bar last night.

cockerlegs by Willie63 January 15, 2009