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Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)
Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
by a person better than you December 29, 2020
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Roll your sleeves up

The act of docking, placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another uncircumcised penis.
After meeting at the adult movie theater Sam pulled Pat up off his knees and said, "Let's go back to my place Roll your sleeves up."
by iyogurt May 18, 2018
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your shit

"your shit" is a expression towards people that cant dress, spends 80$ on a cup, also having difficulty on gaining weight"
for example, jordan got a ride to ginza since hes never has a ride, the minute he arrived all his friends began to yell out "your shit"
by cokefather44 January 20, 2024
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Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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Rhythm flows in your blood

Ongoing momentum
Unbelievable! You saved this world from the nightmares!

Enjoy these 10 lucky tickets! And since rhythm flows in your blood, I shall give you 30,000 lums!
by uncharted77 November 13, 2020
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bitching your cone

when you pack too much weed into your bowl and you either

- run out of breath
- choke on the smoke
- the conepiece blocks

and you don’t sink your cone in one rip
stop bitching your cones cunt that’s a waste of weed
by Superkai69 August 23, 2019
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your mother

“i smashed your mother
by anonymous December 28, 2022
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