your mother

something fat thats too fat to scale

your mother is gay

by sheeesh dats krazy May 1, 2022

keep your soup

An acronym for kys (Kill yourself), used to avoid punishment

Dillon, can you please keep your soup

You should keep your soup

by Killakeemstar March 4, 2017

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.

"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."

by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023

Your Ricks are fake

A pair of Rick Owens that are reps.

"did you get those from pandabuy? LMAO Your Ricks are FAKE ASF"

by Traesuffff1 September 1, 2023

What your going to want to do guy

That guy (or gal)! Typically a neighbor. Always knows YOUR best course of action. Appears less intelligent than the "what I would have done" guy (usually not on location).

Whilst trying to figure out the assembly of a swing set you nosy neighbor peeks in to explain the obvious. Once again he proves to be the ultimate what your going to want to do guy.

by Reginald Peterson August 23, 2011

National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022