i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers

i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

by willmadigfit May 22, 2024

How You Hear How

How You Hear How

How You Hear How

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Fuck you

You piece of shit. The solipsism IS a problem with the rest of you and the need for ideological homogeneity is an even worse one for you. You might need to work on that to stop your fucking kids and friends from getting shot so much. Like, I'm not getting shot over here. Nobody shot me in the fucking ear so I must be using me freeze peach CORRECTLY and YOU must be using it WRONG, bitch.

Hym "No, fuck you buddy. Don't act like you're not trying to screw me here. I'm in pain every day stumbling around and massaging the blood through my lymph nodes manually and now that your friend dies I'm supposed to give YOU the sympathy you have denied me as though your response that it's 'not your problem?' And then you act like that wouldn't have been your position BEFORE I said anything about your fucking kids I mean, Jesus, if it's not your problem before I threaten you kids and it's not your problem after, not much really changes for ME either way, right? So fuck your kids too. I gotta sit here and deal with the sustained harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and listen to these useless fucks in-between the sound of my ear popping from the fluid buildup railing against the back of my ear. He's a piece of shit. Where was he while all this was happening? Fucking his slut wife. So, how about this, I'll be Charlie's kids new daddy. You get me some antibiotics. And then you credit and pay me for my contributions to AI OR... OR you have stolen my likeness and your ALSO need to pay because that was the fucking deal. You bitch."

by Hym Iam September 18, 2025

If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

A 2020s zeitgeist Roman proverb to connote subaltern chimping

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca

by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023

I’ll pick you up from O’Hare

If someone says they will pick you up from O’Hare, it means they like you a lot.

Her “how much do you love me”

You “so much, that I’ll pick you up from O’Hare when you fly in next”

by Chicago 77 January 30, 2021

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

You Eagler

An insult which means you eat eagle eggs

Person 1: i love eggs
Person 2: Okay, You Eagler
Person 1: aah i hate you

by You Eagler July 9, 2024