A tactical wank is one where you manage to slip away in an awkward or boring situation to masturbate in a quick time frame and manage to get back without anyone noticing that you had gone away. Further more people must not have knowledge of what has just taken place. A more informal slang term for this is "tac wank"
Example 1.
*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*
"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."
Example 2.
"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"
*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."
*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*
"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."
Example 2.
"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"
*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."
by LuckyMitch October 27, 2012
Get the Tactical Wankmug. by yvettie-x November 3, 2007
Get the tit wankmug. moving up and down your cock whilst aiming into the bowl with 1 finger up your arse and a weirdo face with massive smile and strange laugh also thinking about feet.
by puppybaby September 2, 2005
Get the weird wankmug. When you take time to set the scene before masturbating.
Arrange the sofa cushions, dim the lights, maybe put on some soft music (as long as it's not Chris De Burg) and pour a large glass of red wine - (probably not new world).
For added poshness, choose some porn that doesn't make you feel sickened the moment you've shot your load onto the balsam tissues.
Arrange the sofa cushions, dim the lights, maybe put on some soft music (as long as it's not Chris De Burg) and pour a large glass of red wine - (probably not new world).
For added poshness, choose some porn that doesn't make you feel sickened the moment you've shot your load onto the balsam tissues.
by exmonkey August 2, 2010
Get the Posh wankmug. When a nerd attempts to explain the inconsistencies in their favourite TV shows/films with supposedly 'common sense' conjecture based on non-canon material. Especially applicable to Science Fiction.
"Did you know that the Nova class science vessel was introduced to replace the Oberth class vessels in the 2360s?"
"Man, is that true?"
"Erm, don't really know. I think I made it up. Makes sense though. Wait, did I just have a fan wank?"
"Man, is that true?"
"Erm, don't really know. I think I made it up. Makes sense though. Wait, did I just have a fan wank?"
by vacant72 August 1, 2008
Get the Fan Wankmug. by _Xx_jen.Rm_xX_ July 27, 2017
Get the a posh wankmug. by lemonboy October 1, 2006
Get the hood wankmug.