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Tactical Wank

A tactical wank is one where you manage to slip away in an awkward or boring situation to masturbate in a quick time frame and manage to get back without anyone noticing that you had gone away. Further more people must not have knowledge of what has just taken place. A more informal slang term for this is "tac wank"
Example 1.

*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*

"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."

Example 2.

"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"

*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."
by LuckyMitch October 27, 2012
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tit wank

when a female wanks her own tit usualy when she is horny
it feels good when i tit wank
by yvettie-x November 3, 2007
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weird wank

moving up and down your cock whilst aiming into the bowl with 1 finger up your arse and a weirdo face with massive smile and strange laugh also thinking about feet.
colin was a weird wanker, he liked the feeling of the finger in his rectum.
by puppybaby September 2, 2005
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Posh wank

When you take time to set the scene before masturbating.
Arrange the sofa cushions, dim the lights, maybe put on some soft music (as long as it's not Chris De Burg) and pour a large glass of red wine - (probably not new world).

For added poshness, choose some porn that doesn't make you feel sickened the moment you've shot your load onto the balsam tissues.
My wife's away, so I'm going to take my time and stay in for a posh wank this evening.
by exmonkey August 2, 2010
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Fan Wank

When a nerd attempts to explain the inconsistencies in their favourite TV shows/films with supposedly 'common sense' conjecture based on non-canon material. Especially applicable to Science Fiction.
"Did you know that the Nova class science vessel was introduced to replace the Oberth class vessels in the 2360s?"

"Man, is that true?"

"Erm, don't really know. I think I made it up. Makes sense though. Wait, did I just have a fan wank?"
by vacant72 August 1, 2008
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a posh wank

When one wanks poshly with the butler watching
by _Xx_jen.Rm_xX_ July 27, 2017
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hood wank

when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top.
i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky
by lemonboy October 1, 2006
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