potato wizard

Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.

<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!

by Hanwastheonlyshooter7 March 23, 2017

Potato Kisser

A man with a cold sore developed from kissing potatoes at markets in China.

Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.

by degefo June 6, 2012

bbh is a potato

bbh is a potato skeppy say this 24/7

skeppy:bbh is a potato
bbh:NO IM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by leo universe YT August 12, 2020

cute potato

A perfect potato/ person

You are a cute potato

by Chokotto' April 22, 2018

Sweet potato

A sweet potato is a short fat guy with blond hair that you will get really pissed off at when you're drunk.

Shut the fuck up you sweet potato

by Fckboi December 13, 2014

Mashed Potato

A pimple on your face that has popped without your knowledgs.

"Damn, Terri had a nasty mashed potato on her cheek this morning..."

by Russell H May 24, 2007

potato chip

A bent bicycle wheel. (Resembles a potato chip.)

Chad hit the dirt, but after he regained conciousness, he realized he turned his $400 wheels into potato chips. He then sat in a corner and cried.

by Sonnybobiche February 24, 2004